Light Switch

Posted: March 14, 2013 in Uncategorized

There exists in a heart only one truly great passion at a time. This explains the particularly high divorce rate among enthusiasts of building tiny ships in glass bottles, the relatively low number of professional athletes that are gifted bassoon players, and the generally disgusting nature of professional chess players. No scientific reason exists to explain this phenomenon, especially when considering the general human tendency away from the once-popular monogamy youth culture movements. And so it is that if you love collecting ceramic dolls of prominent military figures more than anything else, you will be left wondering why your friends and family come around less and less. Rest assured, this is a completely natural response with a completely natural explanation: they simply love something more than your company. But then they’re all fools for not understanding your asinine hobby or being a part of it, so who needs them, right?

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