Posted: December 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

In Yesterday’s blog post, we incorrectly stated that the earliest you would have seen said post was Friday, when we had deliberately scheduled it not to post until Saturday. The staff here would like to apologize for the confusion, and are grateful at having an excuse to use this to round out the week. The management is irritated at this blatantly lazy decision, and assures us all through a very unfriendly memo, that layoffs are forthcoming. The human resources department is troubled by these developments, stating the increasing probability of a hostile work environment as a direct result of the angry memo distributed by the management for the eyes of the staff. The CEO is off getting drunk. Thank you for your understanding.




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