Johnny Tiredcakes

Posted: July 2, 2014 in Uncategorized

Tonight’s the night, Eugene, it’s the night you’ve been waiting for! Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking Roger, we’ve rehearsed a million times, we’ve even had a few private performances, what’s so special about the 28th night of our engagement here at the pristine Markozy Theater? Well I tell you, it’s not the performance, our lovely crew, nor even our starlet herself, the lovely Ulyssia DeBuerch, but it is the arrival of a very important and very prominent critic from our beloved local press, the Yatesboro Pine-Ledger, yes you heard me correctly, Dr. Theo Ilyavich is going to be in our audience this evening! Now I know that many people say he’s a bit of a gimme, a rather self-absorbed but effusive lad, but I tell you his words will be read across the whole county come tomorrow, and they’ll know that our performance is THE premier act to see from as far as the state line over! Now help me into my jacket, yes the good one, and let’s put on a show that will really get Main Street buzzing again!

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