Duquesne County Penitentary, 4 out of 5 Stars

Posted: October 11, 2014 in Uncategorized

Prisons can be rated on Facebook, on a 1-5 star scale. I don’t know who this feature is for, I don’t know why you would want to do it. I suppose a lawyer can use this information to try and get his client incarcerated in a nicer place, but shouldn’t he or she have that information already?

Food not great, lodgings nothing to write home about, but really great basketball court and opportunity for private rendezvous.

Was shanked while lifting weights in the yard, 1 out of 5

At first glance, it seems like a hellhole, but eventually it feels like home. Make sure to make friends and give it a chance before passing judgement like that judge I’m going to kill I’m going to kill you judge I know where you sleep

i aint ever goin back 1/5

lol im back 3/5 gotta live with it i guess

Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side, 4/5

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