Heavy Mettle

Posted: March 10, 2015 in Uncategorized

I love the springtime. I hate the allergies. I absolutely, unequivocally hate the shitting fuck out of them. But the moderate temperature, the fresh air in the stuffy house, the longer daylight hours, the breezes (dear god the breezes) it’s all really great. In truth, I love the transitional seasons. Unfortunately, where I live they each last about 3 weeks a piece, so I have to do all I can to enjoy them while they’re here. Before long it’ll be air conditioner season (maybe in less than 4 weeks) and then after months and months of that, another 3-4 weeks of pleasant bliss, then blistering winds that bite to the bone. At least the rest of the climate in that half of the year is pretty manageable, like I’m not about to wear layers. I just get inconvenienced by the need for long pants. I can’t change who I am. I humbly request you bury me in my shorts.

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