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Posted: October 11, 2015 in Uncategorized

Here’s a thought about pizza. How many pizzas do people eat? How many slices of pizza do people throw out? What’s the least popular topping that just doesn’t ever get bumped off the menu? If there were a pepperoni shortage, would it affect pizza sales? What’s the best pizza possible that people just aren’t trying? What kinds of exotic cheeses, sauces, crust styles are still yet to be discovered by the pizza conglomerates? What’s the best music to listen to while eating pizza? I suspect it’s slow surf rock. Why, if pizza causes so much heartburn in the world, do people still eat so damn much of it? Do the Italians really hate our pies, or could they learn to like them if they stopped trying to own them culturally? I have a lot of thoughts about pizza, clearly. I probably have a lot more thoughts about pizza kicking around my brain, but this is what I could come up with in just about two minutes. Will the robots take us over because we won’t make them able to eat and enjoy pizza?

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